7th Heaven

Heratio was drinking water. Camels can drink 35 gallons of water in one day. "But Heratio's a fox" you may be thinking. HA! Heratio is a camel sized fox, remember? Because he is a fox and a camel, he can drink as much as a camel and a fox combined. Fox drink 100 million gallons a day. Just kidding. But seriously they do. Heratio drank 100 million and 35 gallons of water today. Sometimes Heratio gets bored of water, so he makes 100 million and 35 gallons of kool aid. But Heratio doesn't really have to make it, he just drinks out of the Kool Aid man's head. You know the red one from the commercials? Well, it's not quite 100 million and 35 gallons, but we all know that Mr. Kool Aid is self replenishing and when he loses liquids, they naturally replenish. So he never runs out. Thus, Heratio drinks from Mr. Kool Aid man.

So after Heratio's thirst was satisfied, he went to the park. Heratio loves parks. These "parks" are not to be confused with "parking lots." Because Heratio isn't allowed in parking lots. He's been outlawed from them because Heratio is incontinent and always leaves a mess in the parking lot. One time last week he snuck into a parking lot and pooed on a nice looking sports car. It made me laugh.

At the park today, Heratio met a new friend, named Mr. Ching. Mr. Ching was the name of the chain holding up the third swing on the right side. Boy, did Mr. Ching the chain have a great sense of humor, you might say he was humorous! Pardon the pun. No, Heratio was not on the swing, for it was a people swing, not a camel sized fox swing. It's ok though, Heratio doesn't like swings, they make him dizzy in the head. He prefers slides. Because they are like riding roller coasters, but there's no line to wait in.

Behold, Heratio danced then. At that time then, after he me Mr. Ching Heratio thus danced (emphasis on the "ed" its like dans-ED, like sometimes when you say blessed like bless-id instead of blest). It was an arabian dance. And he singed while he danced. It was beautiful. He though to himself in his head that he might be a well contestant on america's got talent. So he went on the show and won. Who doesn't like an arabian singing, dancing camel sized fox?