Once upon a time a sly fox dashed into the wooded forest. There was an evil witch-doctor-sorcerer who turned all the forest creatures into newts. Then the knights who say "Ni" came out and started a ruckus. So Mr. Sly Fox dashed in again, yet again, and chopped up the knights into thousands of tiny pieces, and then he proceeded to ritualistically eat the knights (clothing and armour included).
The next day a nice little gal named Shelby Jennings came into the forest to have a picnic with her friend named David Mangold. He had a tattoo of an Indian cow square dancing on his right shoulder. But he didn't want it anymore, so he chopped his arm off. And it was sunny today, so he thought it would be a good idea to go eat food in the forest with Shelby Jennings, but soon to be Shelby Mangold. Not because they were going to get married, but because David was going to adopt her.
The fox was running through the forest rapidly when out of the corner of his peripheral vision he saw little Shelby Jennings eating a sandwich with David Mangold. The fox turned evil and exploded them with thirteen nukes. He gone doned blown em to smithereens. So they were gone.
Then the wicked witch of the east came and subdued the sly fox. Then the witch granted a wish to the fox, because he was only half-way subdued. The fox wished to be cunning in addition to being sly. So the fox became sly and cunning. And he outsmarted the witch with his cunning, and he got away.
Then the fox built up an army of Swedish Ninja assassins to kill the witch. And they killed her dead.
So just the fox was left, and he was lonely. So he regurgitated the knights who say "Ni." And now he had friends and everybody was happy. Even the people who died were happy because they went to the non-smoking section of the afterlife (heaven) as opposed to the smoking side (hell).
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